If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
