I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
it's great music for shaving your balls
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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