Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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