She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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