So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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