Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
