Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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