What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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