I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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