So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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