Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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