is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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