He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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