Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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