she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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