I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
why is half of my head shaved?
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