Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
So here I am, sexting at work.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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