Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Why did my mother make you get naked?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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