kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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