I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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