her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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