D3 body, D1 cock
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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