I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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