I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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