so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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