Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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