id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
well most of my day revolves around power hour
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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