dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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