Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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