nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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