I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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