lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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