Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I think my fart just growled at me.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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