I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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