I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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