where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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