Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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