just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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