i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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