Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
handjob tips. give me some.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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