If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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