I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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