You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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