so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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