I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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