I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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