Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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