Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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