I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
if i died would you start the facebook group?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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