Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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