Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I can't trust your balls anymore.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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