I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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