what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
God, you're like boner-b-gone
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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